imagine your icon teaching you how to kiss
No dufe flip you’re head turnways. Your doing it wrong you homo tool
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b0mbchu replied to your photo: I dont know if this is in reference to something…
that was jordan ;-; mallard ducks are the shit though
When I see something exceedingly weird from either of you I generally assume the other one did it. Even when it’s just somewhat weird it was probably still Jordan
if you don’t see me around much, it’s probably cause I’m a little perturbed by the recent provincial elections here and also I just don’t feel very social so I have been/will be spending most of my time playing/modding New Vegas
I knew y’all would have a gif set of this by morning.
Truth.
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chinatsu-senpai replied to your photo: w h a t
Hey that movie was on tv todayMaybe you look like a dude who was in it?
this is possible, I don’t know what they mean though off the top of my head
- friend: how far have you gone with a boy
- me: in miles or kilometers

I highly recommend this place if you enjoy eating out.
so obviously this is funny because it’s so ridiculous because this would basically never happen
and I can’t believe we live in a world where this scenario is so unlikely that it’s a joke
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