how does the internet know my interests so well

how does the internet know my interests so well

bowiesnippleantennae:

imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon teaching you how to kiss

No dufe flip you’re head turnways. Your doing it wrong you homo tool

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anfagistan:

“I don’t believe in evolution.” WHaT ARE YoU EveN TALkINg ABoUT????

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One of my pet peeves is people who use “an” before a hard H sound.

#t

b0mbchu replied to your photo: I dont know if this is in reference to something…

that was jordan ;-; mallard ducks are the shit though

When I see something exceedingly weird from either of you I generally assume the other one did it. Even when it’s just somewhat weird it was probably still Jordan

if you don’t see me around much, it’s probably cause I’m a little perturbed by the recent provincial elections here and also I just don’t feel very social so I have been/will be spending most of my time playing/modding New Vegas

neil-gaiman:

mercurialme:

I knew y’all would have a gif set of this by morning.

Truth.

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I don’t know if this is in reference to something but it doesn’t really matter FUCK YEAH SON, DUCKS

I don’t know if this is in reference to something but it doesn’t really matter FUCK YEAH SON, DUCKS

chinatsu-senpai replied to your photo: w h a t

Hey that movie was on tv todayMaybe you look like a dude who was in it?

this is possible, I don’t know what they mean though off the top of my head

w h a t

w h a t

  • friend: how far have you gone with a boy
  • me: in miles or kilometers
inxthexmeantime:

I highly recommend this place if you enjoy eating out.

inxthexmeantime:

I highly recommend this place if you enjoy eating out.

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lexcanroar:

so obviously this is funny because it’s so ridiculous because this would basically never happen
and I can’t believe we live in a world where this scenario is so unlikely that it’s a joke 

lexcanroar:

so obviously this is funny because it’s so ridiculous because this would basically never happen

and I can’t believe we live in a world where this scenario is so unlikely that it’s a joke 

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